Remember When?

I remember things, do you?

Remember when the word celebrity meant that someone was famous for something worthwhile, like being a good actor or actress or achieving something meaningful? Not like say, The Situation or Bristol Palin or Kate Gosselin?

Remember when every movie wasn't in 3D? Two dimensions was always good enough for me at the movies. Since when did it become necessary to have everything in 3D? I'm no expert, but I think Eat, Pray, Love would be just fine in 2D.

Remember when M & M's had plain and peanut and almond and that was it? Now there's pretzel and coconut and dark chocolate. What's next, raisin? I still want to get the light brown ones back in place of blue. Oh well.

Remember Crystal Pepsi? That was really good stuff, so refreshing, but really not at all like Pepsi. I think they should bring it back. It can't be any worse than all those foul tasting energy drinks.

Remember when shows like Hoarders weren't on T.V. and we only observed people like that from across the street in our neighborhoods?

Remember when hacky sacks were cool? I do, it was seventh grade for me.

Remember When?

I remember when stuff used to be different, do you?

Remember when Sunny D was actually called Sunny Delight, and Sunny D was just the nickname?









Remember when there were only like 4 marshmallow shapes in Lucky Charms? I remember a time when there was a horse shoe, a moon, a clover and a star. That was it.

In the same vein, remember when there were three Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs? I do. Now there's only one, Wendell. What happened to the other guys? I think they either got murdered by Wendell or died of cinnamon lung from all the years in the factory.

Remember when The Simpsons was funny?

Remember when we thought Tiger Woods was incapable of failure? Yikes, that seems like a long time ago.

Remember when Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy were funny without being made into animated characters?

Remember when Americans really cared about soccer? Me neither.