Things I Think

I used to do this type of post a lot on this blog, but I stole the idea and have been using it in my podcast, Audio Vaudeville. Here now are some of the best ones from my 16 episodes of Audio Vaudeville.

I think the Jazz should hire Karl Malone as assistant coach in charge of referring to yourself in the third person.

I think that Tufts University’s mascot should be two clumps of hair instead of an elephant.

I think I’m going to write a memoir about my experiences in an Arab country. I think I’ll call it, Three Cups of Lies.

I think there aren’t enough movies based on T.V. shows. I’m still waiting for the Judge Judy movie, starring Cate Blanchett as Judge Judy.

I think the new X-Men movie is really good, but I thought they missed an opportunity by not having Kevin Bacon’s mutant power be the ability to figure out how he was connected to all the other mutants in less than six moves.

I think if James Bond actually existed in real life he would probably have serious liver problems, several STDs and tons of unclaimed bastard children.

I think Rodin’s ‘The Thinker’ is probably thinking about where he left his car keys.

My Podcast- Audio Vaudeville

As some of you know, I have been doing a podcast with my friend Ryan Shattuck since January. We have done 13 episodes and have covered topics as diverse as, the Super Bowl, Protests, the Future, Unemployment, Graphic Novels and Ira Glass. We work really hard to bring our small, but stalwart audience the best shows that we possibly can. Do me, and Ryan a favor and check us out. I wrote a similar plea a few months ago, so if you haven't listened yet- do it! If you already listen, keep it up, and tell your friends.

Here are our links-

http://audiovaudeville.tumblr.com

http://feed.podcastmachine.com/podcasts/8134/mp3.rss

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/audio-vaudeville-mp3/id416721548?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

http://www.facebook.com/audiovaudeville

Audio Vaudeville

I have started a bi-weekly podcast with my good friend Ryan Shattuck. Ryan is the author of Revolutions for Fun and Profit, as well as a former writer for The Regal Seagull. My talents have been well documented on this blog, so there's no need to go through them again. By activating some sort of latent Wondertwin powers, we have come together to bring the world what it needs now more than ever- another podcast. Audio Vaudeville has produced five episodes so far, ranging in topics from relationships to the Oscars. I am hoping that if you enjoy this blog, you will hop on over to iTunes and give our podcast a try. We describe it in much the same way I would describe my blog- a topical, current affairs, pop culture, comedy, tragedy, news, sketch, interview program...with jokes.

Here are the links you'll need to hear the show.

http://feed.podcastmachine.com/podcasts/8134/mp3.rss

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/audio-vaudeville-mp3/id416721548?ign-mpt=uo%3D4