Thanksgiving approaches, and as such I feel the need to engage in what many see as the point of the holiday. No, I don't mean the over-consumption of food around a table of hostility with drunken relatives, I mean the giving of thanks. Here now are some of the things I am thankful for this year.
I am thankful for the end of Jon and Kate Plus 8.
I am thankful for my dog Basil and his cuteness. I am not thankful for his anal gland butt juice, however.
I am thankful for Obama's gift of fourteen more weeks of unemployment benefits. I need to finish that magic eye puzzle, and now I can!
I am thankful for the new Star Trek movie, it is a solid reboot.
I am thankful for our super powerful vacuum. It could suck the bolts out of a submarine's hull.
I am thankful for all my family and friends.
I am also thankful for cliched thankfulnesses.
I am thankful for knowing that the mechanic that I go to doesn't try to screw me.
I am thankful for Cialis, and the two bathtubs they threw in with my prescription.
I am thankful for my witty blog and my two regular readers. You guys rule.
Thanks for reading, and have a great Turkey Day.
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