I remember when stuff used to be different, do you?
Remember when Sunny D was actually called Sunny Delight, and Sunny D was just the nickname?
Remember when there were only like 4 marshmallow shapes in Lucky Charms? I remember a time when there was a horse shoe, a moon, a clover and a star. That was it.
In the same vein, remember when there were three Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs? I do. Now there's only one, Wendell. What happened to the other guys? I think they either got murdered by Wendell or died of cinnamon lung from all the years in the factory.
Remember when The Simpsons was funny?
Remember when we thought Tiger Woods was incapable of failure? Yikes, that seems like a long time ago.
Remember when Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy were funny without being made into animated characters?
Remember when Americans really cared about soccer? Me neither.