It's been a while since I shared some of my unfiltered thoughts with you. Here are some new pearls of wisdom from the Brain of Bentley.
I think that Pau Gasol looks like Big Bird.
I think there is a great deal to be learned from your elders. If you have living grandparents or even great-grandparents, take time to sit down with them and learn about what they have experienced. Their stories are priceless, and may give you some valuable insights.
I think the work of Stephen Sondheim is grossly underrated and not performed as much as it should be.
I think the Philadelphia Eagles are going to be sorry that they traded Donavan McNabb. Especially when he comes to town with the Redskins and kicks their ass.
I think that neck tattoos are kinda gross.
I think thrift stores are a great place to find certain items. Don't be such a snob, and check out what they have. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I think there is a special place in hell for people who do bad things to children. Do you hear me, Catholic Church?
I think going to Costco is a great way to get lots of cool, reasonably priced items. I also think that it is a great way to make sure you never want to have kids.
I think the new movie version of Robin Hood should be called, Gladiator: The Next Generation. You know, because Russell Crowe is on both of them and...oh forget it.
I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's calling my name.