Ever wonder what goes on in my brain? I knew you did.
I think we need to start calling 12:30 Midnight and a half and Noon and a half. Who's with me?
I think that we need to do more to celebrate Arbor Day.
I think that Duggar mom needs to stop having kids. The human body can only take so much, and I'll bet she's had about enough.
I think that James Franco and Anne Hathaway are a horrendous choice to host the Oscars. What happened to having someone funny or entertaining host? I guess they don't want people to enjoy the show anymore. I miss Billy Crystal.
I think if I had been an orphan I could have charmed a bald millionaire into adopting me and introduce me to the president.
I think Basmati rice is the best kind of rice.
I think Five Hour Energy needs to have a commercial where they show people who use it crashing hard when it wears off.
I think my laundry is done. Bye.