I've been a bit busy this week, so you'll have to forgive my lack of blog posts. With that said, prepare to be amazed.
Here are some things/people that are the best in a particular category. This list is legally binding.
Best Jedi- Yoda
Best Bumper Sticker Slogan-
"If it's petty don't sweat it and if it's sweaty don't pet it."
Best Month- March
Best Fifth Beatle- Billy Preston
Best Police Academy Film- Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Best Entertaining Nerd- Ira Glass
Best Greek Food in Salt Lake- Greek Souvlaki
Best Beer in Salt Lake- Epic
Best Unelected President- Gerald Ford
Best Stand-up Comic- TIE- Patton Oswalt/Gallagher
Best Wife- Mine, duh!