Some Rules For Being a Guy

Here are some things that I think should be true of all men.

Tank tops are only acceptable when working out. Period.

Open doors for women, and stand up when they arrive and leave the table.

Trim your nose hair/fingernails regularly.

Look and laugh at, but don't wear shirts that say- "Give me Head 'til I'm Dead" "Of Course I Love You, My Dick is Hard Isn't It?" and "GILF."

Tribal tattoos aren't cool or badass.

Don't go out to dinner if you can't afford to tip at least 20%.

Never show up for a party empty handed.

If your girlfriend/wife lets you watch football, let her watch something on Style or TLC.

Don't forget Anniversaries, birthdays, Valentines, etc. That's just asking for trouble.